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Because when my flight was delayed until 1 AM, you didn’t want to pick me up. It was “late and [you] needed to go to work the next day.” The airport was in the middle of nowhere. Then you hungup on me.
Because you liked us as a couple for all of our differences. Then to compare those differences you started with how smart and nice I am.
You exaggerated, which became lies… and then you flat-out started making crap up. The disturbing part was you actually believed it 100% yourself as being true. Why? Because you were f***ing crazy.
Because you’re a crazy psycho bitch, with no friends or life. The only thing we have in common, is our daughter.
You checked your Facebook, on average, every 12 minutes. When no one would respond to your ridiculous attempts at being clever you would look to me and say “I’m funny, riiight?”. No. Not at all.
I’m missing lipstick, mascara and a few pairs of panties… I bet you have them.
‘Cause we to disneyland because you knew it was my favorite then complained the entire that it was lame and stupid and wanted to leave 3 hours after we got there. If you didn’t want to go, then don’t!
Because you are a dirty, dirty tramp.
Because you wanted to make a sex contract with me. I would have to have sex with you at least once a week…WITHOUT a condom. AND you told your sister…
I found out you were a huge creepy stalker in high school.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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