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You made me sit on a coffee can for 2 hours, in the truck canopy, on the way home from the mountains, because I had diarrhea and you didn’t want the seats ruined.
You got mad at me for not watching you sleep. Why would I watch you sleep?
Because your Dad is in prison and your Mom has a drug problem. Nothing personal…you’re a great guy, but those people are not going to be my future kids’ grandparents, so why waste anymore time?
Because you loved country music and were looking for a country music CD, I said “Check the clearance bin”. And you didn’t laugh.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
not being able to handle things
You’re thirty years old and you spent the day building a snow fort.
Because all you wanted to do was have sex. All day.
Because the whites do not go with the colors and any of my clothes that say ‘DRY CLEAN ONLY’ do not go in the washer.
Because not everyone likes S&M, anal, and weird s**t you do to make yourself feel cool and bad ass. And because you tried to break up because we didn’t have sex enough. 3 times a week is PLENTY you nympho!
you ruined my sex life for months
If it’s spelled “supposedly,” it’s not pronounced “supposably.” They should have taught that at the college you supposably attended…but never graduated from.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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