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You made me sit on a coffee can for 2 hours, in the truck canopy, on the way home from the mountains, because I had diarrhea and you didn’t want the seats ruined.

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You got mad at me for not watching you sleep. Why would I watch you sleep?

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Because your Dad is in prison and your Mom has a drug problem. Nothing personal…you’re a great guy, but those people are not going to be my future kids’ grandparents, so why waste anymore time?

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Because you loved country music and were looking for a country music CD, I said “Check the clearance bin”. And you didn’t laugh.

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I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

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You’re thirty years old and you spent the day building a snow fort.

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Because all you wanted to do was have sex. All day.

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Because the whites do not go with the colors and any of my clothes that say ‘DRY CLEAN ONLY’ do not go in the washer.

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Because not everyone likes S&M, anal, and weird s**t you do to make yourself feel cool and bad ass. And because you tried to break up because we didn’t have sex enough. 3 times a week is PLENTY you nympho!

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If it’s spelled “supposedly,” it’s not pronounced “supposably.” They should have taught that at the college you supposably attended…but never graduated from.

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