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You wouldn’t stop complaining about stuff; when we were friends you took me for granted; i was scared of your love; it was winter and it was cold; and i’m always confused in winter for God’s sake! :D
You slurred your words so bad EVERY TIME you drank, I felt like I was dating someone with a speech impediment.
Because you cried more than I did.
You said the gym was the only place you felt loved. I paid those gym fees, and your phone bill and rent and let you borrow my car. I adored you and wanted you to be happy. I loved you.
Because you left a poop stain on one of my towels, then rolled it up and put it in the hamper hoping I wouldn’t find it.
When I said I’m not interested, you had to have a friend “psychoanalize” me on AOL in an attempt to convince me I really loved you (despite all of the reasons I had to run away upon first meeting).
Because even after months of dating you still never called or texted me first.
You told me to choose you over my dad who had been diagnosed with cancer for a second time.
You were supposed to pick me up to take me out for my birthday. I waited, you didn’t call after being 4 hours late. I called, ‘your car wouldn’t start’.
Because when you were naked your torso looked like a frog’s face (boobs were the eyes + your belly and it’s roll were the frogs mouth).
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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