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After you planned our wedding, picked the names of our children and told me I was the love of your life, you decided we needed a break because I was clingy. We dated for 5 months.
Because I’m your girlfriend I should never owe you money, its a Damn Relationship , 50/50 even though i get Plenty Of Twenties
While we were “engaged” I went on your Facebook and saw a picture of you and a girl, with you proposing to her. When I asked you about it you said it was to “make an ex jealous”.
I wanted to move back to my hometown and you didn’t want to come with me.
When I was behind you on my way home I saw you doing your make up in the mirror.
shitty driving doesn't fly with me!
I do not need to know detailed plot descriptions of every science fiction series you read. I’m ok with having some different interests, but for the love of all that’s holy I just don’t care!
Because you would tell my best friend what was wrong in our relationship and you would never tell me what was going on.
Because you got your ex-girlfriend pregnant AGAIN around the same time you told me you loved me.
Because you wrote in your DIARY about all the girls you liked and you compared them to me. It really hurt reading that I wasn’t as thin as other girls. Never again jerk.
Because you didn’t know the difference between Asia and the Middle East… no Iraq isn’t in India, idiot.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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