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Superman is not the best super hero, bitch!
You started screaming about how much Harry Potter sucks at the FUCKING MIDNIGHT PREMIERE of the last movie. Come on, are you stupid?!
Because youre 23, make sandwiches for a living, live off your parents, none of your friends are employed, and youre addicted to drugs
You wouldn’t introduce me to your parents because I wasn’t Christian. When I raised concern about this, you told me if I pretended to be Christian, I could meet them.
You like this old, crappy, dumb music from like forever ago and you diss the music of today who’s artists are STILL FUCKING ALIVE!! Well sorry for party rocking!
beatles suck cock
lmfao is the best
I asked if you liked to read. You replied, “What? Like books? No.”
Because after promising you would go to medical school after you got your unmarketable masters in literature, you went ahead and enrolled for an unmarketable Phd in literature.
You left me crumpled on the floor (of the apartment we shared) crying begging you not to leave me alone bc I was scared after I told you I was pregnant so that you could go do drugs with your friends
Because you got fat and whined too much. Oh, and your sister gives better oral.
Because I just can’t kiss a guy with facial hair. If you liked me enough you’d shave it.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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