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Superman is not the best super hero, bitch!

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You started screaming about how much Harry Potter sucks at the FUCKING MIDNIGHT PREMIERE of the last movie. Come on, are you stupid?!

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Because youre 23, make sandwiches for a living, live off your parents, none of your friends are employed, and youre addicted to drugs

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You wouldn’t introduce me to your parents because I wasn’t Christian. When I raised concern about this, you told me if I pretended to be Christian, I could meet them.

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You like this old, crappy, dumb music from like forever ago and you diss the music of today who’s artists are STILL FUCKING ALIVE!! Well sorry for party rocking!

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I asked if you liked to read. You replied, “What? Like books? No.”

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Because after promising you would go to medical school after you got your unmarketable masters in literature, you went ahead and enrolled for an unmarketable Phd in literature.

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You left me crumpled on the floor (of the apartment we shared) crying begging you not to leave me alone bc I was scared after I told you I was pregnant so that you could go do drugs with your friends

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Because you got fat and whined too much. Oh, and your sister gives better oral.

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Because I just can’t kiss a guy with facial hair. If you liked me enough you’d shave it.

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