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You drive a tow truck, dropped out of high school and tried to talk me out of getting a master’s degree
waste of life
Your flaps were like curtains and they offended me.
Because being asked numerous times a day EVERY DAMNED DAY if I love you (no I don’t) and if I still find you attractive (no I don’t) is NOT an attractive or lovable quality.
Because you got really drunk at a party and tongued another woman, in front of me, a week after we broke up. Don’t expect a response next time you text me out of the blue.
You constantly criticized my slim and fit 115 pound body as if I was fat… My sister saw you last week with what she described as a “husky” woman. I hope you’re happy.
Because you told me I was heavier than the average girl you date. When I was naked. Right after we had sex.
Because you told me to shut up on a daily basis and didn’t respect my limits.
Because you thought north was up. Not up on a map, but up. Like in the sky.
Because Volleyball was more important than me. Hope your ball can comfort you at night.
Because the only reason we ever got together was because you had a huge penis and let me be on bottom during sex.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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