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Because when all you can say is “you’re making me horny just looking at you, and I wanna f you” gets gross and annoying, considering you suck in bed.
Because I couldn’t picture being with someone who called me “booboo bear”
Because after assuring me that it was love, me losing my job and friends, and NOT leaving your wife, you managed to screw me at my new job by denying that we dated. F**k. You.
Because your social maturity was akin to that of an awkward 12 year old.
12 year old
Because you lied to my face, cheated on me, and then asked her for advice on how to get me back. Creep.
Because you are apparently only sexually aroused by preteens who think My Chemical Romance will be the next Beatles.
You are so down on yourself that even your given name is wrong. You go nuts when I call you by your given name. How mature…
You left because you say I’m a bitch. Well, now you find out just how much of a bitch I really am!
guess how bitchy I really am
Because you would only call me in the middle of the night, drunk, confessing your love for me, but would deny you said anything the next day.
Because you admitted you tried to cheat on me with some crazy chick. Then you invited me to spend the night at your place.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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