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You constantly rewrote your past.
Because after reading most of these entries, I think we’re all talking about you.
Because you told me your biggest fear was bumblebees and you’d use me as a shield for one in a heartbeat.
You decided you had to “get away for a little bit,” which entailed moving 5 hours away, then mentioned you’re pregnant but you’ll “take care of it.” Then your “appointment” was on Christmas eve at a place that doesn’t do the procedure, yet you called me Christmas day to say you went through with it….then posted on Facebook “time for rum, beer, & sledding.” This would have been tolerable had my mom not passed away on Thanksgiving.
You wanted “rubs.”
You wouldn’t help me pop the biggest zit ever and I could barely reach it by myself. I need to count on you for these things.
ya know what YOU'RE gross
Because you just ooze mediocrity.
You left me crumpled on the floor (of the apartment we shared) crying begging you not to leave me alone bc I was scared after I told you I was pregnant so that you could go do drugs with your friends
Because when I told you Jurassic Park was a book before it was a movie, you assumed that meant it was based on a true story.
While I was in boot camp you knocked up a 17 year old.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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