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You don’t even pay your own cell phone bill! How do you expect to get anywhere in life if your being picky in this job market. Have fun living in your Dad’s HOUSE for the rest of your life.
Because you liked “The Fountainhead.”
Because your idea of a date was me watching you eat and only buying me one drink.
You had been cyber-stalking my most recent ex-girlfriend’s blogs almost every day. I don’t even speak to her anymore, so why are you so obsessed with her?
You kept coming to me for sympathy whenever someone hurt your sensitive wittle feelings. I already have a pussy, thanks.
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Because I cannot stand listening to the Smashing Pumpkins for more than 2 hours a day.
Because you recognized what a good thing we had, but were too chickenshit to do anything about it.
Because you lied about having a year to five years to live. No one gets a death diagnosis from their primary doctor. Also you lied about the stroke you apparently had.
cuz after i made u pass out from having sex all the time upon waking ud tell me about all ur previous sex partners n wut n how u did it with them…real dirty slut hoe
Because you made me watch The Craft with audio commentary.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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