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Because you were married and only wanted to have sex with me because your wife was cheating on you. Not to mention you are a controlling ass. Good luck with the baby that isn’t yours!
Despite all your best efforts to make it seem cool, I couldn’t find you being a part of marching band attractive. At all.
Cause I’m an 8 and you’re a 3.
You drive a tow truck, dropped out of high school and tried to talk me out of getting a master’s degree
waste of life
You kept calling me “Ricky” after we were dating for 3 months. My name is Steve.
get it right
Cause, you cheated on me with your ex-girlfriend with naked pictures. She told me, sent them to my phone and yet you still chose to lie about it when I confronted you about it.
The reason I don’t text you when I’m working is because I’m working.
Because everything you wanted me to do made absolutely no sense.
You constantly whined about never having any free time and then when you actually had an entire day of free time you just wanted to sleep.
Because you wouldn’t ever let me make any noise during sex. Not at your place, not in a hotel 10 states away. You actually “shhhhh-ed” me. At 44, most people know you’re sexually active. Boring freak.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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