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Because I saw the email from your ex, talking about how much fun she had with you the other night.

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Because you didnt tell me about your 7yr old son. Probably because you deny him child support and paternity.

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You hated my jar full of 365 little love notes for valentine’s day but you loved that $400 diamond necklace I got for your birthday. I’m selling all your shit you left here you gold-digging whore.

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I’m conceited?! I wasn’t the one the one flexing AND staring lovingly at my own biceps.

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You won’t let me go to my favorite bar, or my favorite club, you won’t let me hang out with my friends, and you wanted me to get a different job.

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As soon as I climaxed, you would ask me “When can we do it again?!” I’m just a man dammit, not Russell Brand!!

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You acted like it was your right to stay at my apartment every night. Sometimes girls want their beds to themselves.

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Because you told me I was “the one”. It had been two dates. I had known you for a week.

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I’m pretty sure you are going to be a future Imperial Dragon of the KKK, you racist, bigoted, anti-feminist pig.

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I couldn’t fix your depression, I couldn’t get you outta bed, and I could make you happy. It’s still incredibly painful but it is what it is

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