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Because I saw the email from your ex, talking about how much fun she had with you the other night.
Because you didnt tell me about your 7yr old son. Probably because you deny him child support and paternity.
You hated my jar full of 365 little love notes for valentine’s day but you loved that $400 diamond necklace I got for your birthday. I’m selling all your shit you left here you gold-digging whore.
I’m conceited?! I wasn’t the one the one flexing AND staring lovingly at my own biceps.
You won’t let me go to my favorite bar, or my favorite club, you won’t let me hang out with my friends, and you wanted me to get a different job.
As soon as I climaxed, you would ask me “When can we do it again?!” I’m just a man dammit, not Russell Brand!!
"When can we do it again?"
just a man
You acted like it was your right to stay at my apartment every night. Sometimes girls want their beds to themselves.
Because you told me I was “the one”. It had been two dates. I had known you for a week.
I’m pretty sure you are going to be a future Imperial Dragon of the KKK, you racist, bigoted, anti-feminist pig.
I couldn’t fix your depression, I couldn’t get you outta bed, and I could make you happy. It’s still incredibly painful but it is what it is
still love ya
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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