Posted on Sep 4, 2012 in Just Hopeless | 20 comments
So he used the Porto Potty outside your house before the date? And he was in there for 20 minutes? That is kinda gross…
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next time go to the corner gas station dude.
why the negative votes on my comment? going to the gas station would have saved him from looking like a freak. bet he didn’t get any “action” that night.
Hey at least he didnt bomb your house and let that stink go in the porto potty…. consider yourself lucky… hahaha!!!
Am I the only one who thinks this is Ridiculous?
So he needed to use the bathroom, big deal. It’s not like he used the one in your house.
EVEN if he used the one in your house: It’s what those things are for! People poop, get over it.
true, toilets are made for people to poop in, but if a guy shows up at your house and asks “where’s the bathroom?”, then disappears for 20 minutes, wouldn’t you be turned off just a little? not to mention if he left an ungodly stench!
How do you begin the conversation with him after he emerges? maybe, “Feel better now?” or “did you wash your hands?”
LOL no doubt!
No one takes 20 minutes to pee, so she rightly guessed he was taking a crap. Not a good way to start the date…
It’s not like he advertised the fact to her, he deliberately didn’t use the one in her house. Who wants to go on a date needing to use the toilet?
He could have been jerking off… lol
Did she have to slide a few magazines to him through the door while he was in there?
Using her bathroom would have been far less disturbing than using the porto potty across from her house.
Did she have to slide a magazine to him under the door?
A normal guy would have stopped at McDonald’s and taken care of “business” there and then shown up 20 minutes late.
What kind of an idiot disappears into a porto potty for 20 minutes, in front of the house of a woman who he is going to take on a date for the first time?
That guy probably has a father who was unemployed and laid on the couch in his underwear all day with the blinds open. How else can you explain his lack of insight?
LMAO! I think that guy lived down the street from me!
How would you feel if the guy your daughter was going out with for the first time, parked in front of your house and disappeared for 20 minutes? Kinda weird, where else does he take his “pit stops”?
After reading this I always look to see if anyone is stopping to use the porta potties in my neighborhood.
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