Posted on Nov 7, 2011 in Other | 21 comments
What, so now men aren’t allowed to fart? You should be grateful they had the courtesy to go to the toilet instead of just doing it in front of you.
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who wants to listen to a chick farting?
Wow. He’s a gentleman for not farting in bed (which, I’d say, is totally acceptable cause everyone farts). He’s better of without you sweetie
who says he didn’t fart in bed?
Let’s hope he did a courtesy flush and washed his hands afterwards.
He coulda tried to muffle the sounds a bit
Guys, time to invent ass mufflers for the ladies.. ohwait… nah live with it.
Heather, I am laughing my ass off and so happy to be in good copnmay. I keep candles handy to burn if someone shows up unannounced, because my house smells like methane, dirty socks/unders, sweaty boys/man and that’s when it’s CLEAN!! I have a feeling my boys are going to have to try out your excremental ice cream recipe Peace & Abundance, Cid (who is looking forward to the big UFC event tonight, lol)
Where the hell else is he gonna fart, lady?
This incident may have happened early on in the relationship when she was still developing feelings for him.
The sounds of his farting up a storm on the crapper turned her off.
Most of us don’t want to think about (or hear) our new love interest brazenly letting it rip when we’re waiting for them to return to the bed.
Now if she had already cemented her feelings for him, then it shouldn’t be a problem. But sounds like he was tottering on the edge.
“brazenly letting it rip”? lol.
You do have a point, if he returns to bed after a lot of loud “activity”, it could diminish her sexual interest for a time. but if she really liked him, it wouldn’t have mattered.
Sounds to me like this woman didn’t like him all that well and his “shamelessly, farting away on the toilet” ultimately flushed (no pun intended)away what little chance he had with her.
I could not imagine breaking up with someone for farting while IN THE BATHROOM! Men generally don’t care where they fart, so be glad he took it else where. Thank god you broke up with him you’re probably a needy bitch!
Oh dear, sweetie, you really are awfully stupid if you don’t know that gas is a natural bodily occurrence. You should just think yourself lucky that he went to the toilet to pass it rather than letting rip next to you. Sorry honey, but it seems to me like you’re too much of an idiot to deserve him.
I bet you shamelessly fart everywhere you go!
Wow.. farting on the toilet?! blasphemy! -NOT!-
jesus.. my boyfriend will try to fart ON ME or dutch oven me.. FOR FUN!
men fart.. hell, women fart. it’s a natural bodily function.
I would not want to hear my new lover farting away on the crapper on the first night he sleeps over. He could have muffled the sound or something. Who knows, maybe he was farting in bed all night?
Please, ladies, explain to me how you muffle 2 litres of compressed gas…
It’s kinda like kegels but with your anus muscle. I think the official name is “reverse kegels”. Maybe there will be more of an incentive if I told you that if you can indeed keep in your farts, you’re more likely to have stronger and longer orgasms. At least that’s what I have concluded when I google “reverse kegels”.
And maybe women subconsciously or instinctively know this when guys can’t control their farts and that’s why they are sexually repulsed… hmmm…. something to ponder…
My sister explained “muffling” to me. apparently when yur on the crapper, you take a few squares of toilet paper and cover you ass with it. then you remove the paper right as the crap is coming out.. That way, a girl won’t embarress herself during the “trial” period of the relationship (that is if it’s not a one nite stand). I told my sist she’s nuts, why not just get it over with and let it rip? seriously chicks are crazy
women are crazy, most guys will let it rip any old place. try earplugs next time lady.
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