Posted on May 4, 2011 in Just Hopeless | 29 comments
excellent reason. no sarcasm intended.
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….damnit, I’m torn. I, as a female, DO have a zombie plan but… it’s still a stupid reason to dump a chick!
That was your chance to introduce her to the Zombie survival handbook, the Walking dead comic and/or tv show, or World War Z!
Not having a zombie survival plan is a bad reason to dump someone, but picking a CORDED drill as a weapon is. What person with brains picks a weapon that cannot be removed from a wall socket?
How can you not have a zombie plan?
I don’t know, I suppose real adults are more worried about going to work, paying for a house, car payments, having kids, and whatever else it is that people do. Most mature and responsible adults spend their time doing more meaningful things than pretending, such as living their actual lives in the real world, enjoying it. Try it sometime, bro, it’s all the rage!
I don’t have a zombie plan because I was too busy NOT being a loser in moms basement. I was too busy making a “Real Life Plan”. You know, a plan concerning how to make my own way in life, earn a degree in engineering, go to work everyday, and pay for my own house, among other things, like actually enjoying my life and getting off of the couch.
In other words, shutup about zombies. It’s a fad, one that was never cool or funny to begin with. This zombie crap is immature as hell. I’m tired of seeing grown men talk about the coming zombie invasion. GROW UP LOSERS. Perhaps this is why the USA is in the excellent financial shape that it’s in, all of the men have been turned into spoiled little bitches who waste all their time on stupid crap like this. SPEND YOUR TIME ON SOMETHING USEFUL THAT WILL MAKE OUR WORLD A BETTER PLACE. That’s apparently too much to ask, I guess.
If the OP’s post was meant to be funny, or clever, EPIC FAIL.
If you are still in high school, then I’m afraid I’ve expected too much from you, and I apologize.
Actually, your post is an epic fail, in humor. Productive, intelligent, normal people do jokingly have a zombie plan. Or some other escapist thing that they share with other people to break the ice. Good lord, they should mine coal or diamonds up your ass. It’s just a ‘thing’, through the ages there has always been a ‘thing’ that people go to for. And for the record, through history people have used humor to defuse bad situations and will continue to do so. I can’t imagine who would want to date such a humorless prig.
Wasn’t trying to be funny at all, I was being dead serious.
Productive intelligent normal people have a zombie plan, care to name ONE? I bet Stephen Hawking has a zombie escape plan… NOT!
I do agree that people use humor to break the ice, however, THIS IS NOT HUMOR. It’s retarded. Why not a werewolf invasion plan, or a vampire defense plan? Where does it end? How bout a aliens ate my brain plan… it all sounds childish as hell to me. How about poop and fart jokes?
This zombie crap is for people who can’t think of funny stuff to say all on their own, so they just repeat the same unfunny joke for lack of creativity. Plain and simple. It was never funny to begin with, isn’t now, and never will be.
Want to break the ice? How about “Hey how are ya? Where are ya from? What do you do for a living, sounds interesting”.
Wanna be funny? True humor is more like having a witty retort , or relating to the current situation in a humorous way, an interesting insight perhaps, not repeating the same thing over and over again, which incidentally has absolutely nothing to do with the current situation.
I’ve never heard a stand-up comedian talk about zombies… you know why?
lol yes i have heard of comics doing zombie plan skits try google next time b4 you speak. there is even a comic who pretends to be a zombie.
Welcome to the internet.
I do have a Zombie Plan. It exceeds the capacity of your minds understanding…..but i can assure you a corded power drill is not a part of my plan, nor do i believe that to be a part of higher level critical thinking.
Of course Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a zombie plan! He has no chance to out run them and is smart enough to know it!
Ummm…obviously you’ve never watched Shaun of the Dead. Made by the “unfunny” people who created Hot Fuzz. I think you are the one who doesn’t have a sense of humor.
I’ve seen many Zombie movies. Just because some of them are funny doesn’t give you the fucktards the right to keep repeating the same joke until the end of time. It might be funny (debatable) when they do it in a multi-million dollar Hollywood production. It becomes just plain lame when every douchenozzle on the web cracks a zombie joke every chance he gets.
….. Stephen Hawking doesn’t need a zombie plan you f’ing retard, his ass is stuck in a chair. Which means any plan he probably does have (because he is a genius and has thought of this) is laughable, because he is gonna get eaten, as you are also, the only difference is he is a genius and you are a fucking idiot who can’t laugh because your father touched you as a child and all the light has gone out of your world.
Well, we know who’s going to be dead when the zombies come.
He said ‘zombie plan’ specifically, not ‘anything interesting plan’.
Fucking idiot: the zombie apocalypse is a horribly trite and clichéd fad obsession by a generation of 20-30 year old children who would melt like butter in a furnace if they ever faced a true disaster.
If he hasn’t wasted time thinking about it that just means she’s not a mindless fad-follower; of course, since YOU are, it’s best that she got away from you.
I must agree with you. Hollywood says its funny, so it must be funny, right?
Chuck Norris would take that cordless drill and…
Please get a new joke people.
And with that said, S is my new BFF…
As a university student currently studying ENGINEERING and who does have a life plan, I take offense of the fact that you think people who joke about zombies aren’t giving anything to society. I work 40 hours a week and coach a boys soccer team. I worry about my finances and have a life plan that involves paying off my debt, getting married and starting a family. However, I enjoy picking up a controller and rocking the FUCK out of zombies. Do you want to know why? Because it’s fun to relax and mess around with my friends sometimes. Do we have a zombie plan? Of course we do. No one likes losing at anything and that includes a video game.
I give back to society and I plan on being successful. But I like having fun too. Maybe you should try it “really?” and get that self-righteous prick out of your ass.
I like having fun too. Sitting around talking about some Hollywood bullshit just isn’t my idea of it. I like to DO things, not sit around and talk, like the zombie fad followers.
well, it’s a heavy bludgeoning weapon. might work on slow moving zombies.
it’s you!! who shloud be ashamed, she is going rambo on all thos motha focka zombies.
See, but why would you use a corded drill??? It’s not nearly as heavy as a cordless drill because it doesn’t have the heavy battery. And it can’t be used as a drill because they don’t have an independent power source.
Oh my god you are a faggot.
Are you f*cking kidding me =_=
That’s a wise ansewr to a tricky question
Have you thought she may be a zombie attack genius?
She’s really quite utilitarian: it’s an all in one weapon! A bludgeon, a drill, and it has some range. Maybe she didn’t have a plan yet, but obviously was a quick thinker and the OP would have been better off sticking with her in the apocolypse.
It’s not too late to admit your mistake OP!
What are you people talking about? This is not a joke. The zombies are coming and I for one will be prepared. Everyone knows there is nothing funny about zombies; they are mindless killing machines. What are you most afraid of? Chances are, whatever it is, there are multiple ways to kill it. The only way to kill a zombie is to SEVER the brain stem. So, when the zombie apocalypse does come, the meeting point will be Latitude:32.08959198, Longitude:32.08959198. “Really?” you are not invited.
The correct answer to the “what your weapon of choice would be if zombies attacked” question is easy, Benelli M4 shotgun with a samurai sword for short range, and a Barrett M82 with incendiary rounds for long range battle. I understand incendiary rounds our hard to come by, though I feel that will be less applicable during the Zombiepacolypse. However, regular .50 cal BMG ammo will still do the trick. Hope to see you all in around 311 days 7 hours and 49 minutes, give or take a few.
For the Zombie Apocalypse types… THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!! THE APOCALYPSE IS ALREADY HERE……
SURPRISE!!!! IT’S YOU! You idiots are the fucking zombie apocalypse!
I mean, a zombie is something like a body walking around without a soul, zero original thought, something that follows the herd, and does what the herd does without questioning anything.
Sounds eeeerily familiar, no?
Prepared… looked up those coordinates… it looks very similar to the location for the apocalypse in the hollywood production “2012″. Pretty original there, guy.
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