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Because you told me that the only men I was allowed to have in my life were the ones I was related to. And you.
Because you ignored my needs and made me feel insecure and worthless. And the sex was vanilla.
Because you waited a month to tell me you’re allergic to horses. My horse means more to me than you.
I took your virginity because I could, not because I loved you or something. Guilt is a powerful thing, what a waste of time.
Because you bailed on our daughter not once, not twice, but three times. And I’ll never be able to trust you, an emotionally stunted manchild
Because you cheated and had twins with another woman. You stole & broke my heart.
Because you thought all your other chick friends were your priorities. Makes sense since I dumped you and you hooked up with one the next day.
Because you said the only difference between not being in a relationship and being in one was the amount of pressure on us.
Because you told me a sweatshirt was worth more to you than our relationship.
Thank you for being ‘busy’ on our anniversary. Though you claimed to be ‘busy’ with soccer all week. AKA talking to your ex and other girls.
TWIDY: Because I’m not a porn star – so don’t expect me to do everything they do in porn.
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